Watching’ the streets, my sister is 4 Drove past the park forget my lunch Knuckle-heads out there Pokemon Go backs hunched In the drive thru, what will it be? Two Happy Meals and apple juice please Broke my piggy bank, tossed the change and he started to say Where are your parents?
Instead of working towards ending homelessness how about we pass out some surplus product to them to help them drown out life’s horribleness. Why fix anything when we got all these band-aids.
All those Nigerian Prince emails you’ve been marking as spam and turns out he does have $43 million in his apartment. Maybe you should trust people next time.
Tennis player Frances Tiafoe may have won his match, but it’s pretty clear that the real winners were the couple whose sex noises were loud enough to briefly derail the game.
Once a secretive project a student needed money to put together, later became a disappearance wrapped up in conspiracy, aliens, history and coded manuals. Did the Illuminati get him?
Watching’ the streets, my sister is 4 Drove past the park forget my lunch Knuckle-heads out there Pokemon Go backs hunched In the drive thru, what will it be? Two Happy Meals and apple juice please Broke my piggy bank, tossed the change and he started to say Where are your parents
Not even weeks out from Kendrick Lamar’s latest album titled Damn and some people are already calling it a classic. Kendrick’s mom chimes in with a brazy review on his newest release as well.
On the morning of the New England Patriots trip to the White House, it was announced Aaron Hernandez hung himself. 3 handwritten notes, a bible scripture and a gay allegation later all we know right now is he dead y’all.
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. After multiple sexual harassment claims and the recent history within Fox News, advertisers backed away from Bill O’Reilly’s show which lead to Fox releasing him. Funny how he cost Ludacris his Pepsi gig 12 years ago and while he has been fired, Luda is sitting at the top of the box office.
North Korea is run by a man child who has nukes and wants to use them. America is run by a man child with a low approval rating who needs some war to distract us. Recipe for destruction?